I think I have a problem!

I had a weird dream yesterday that I was the ref in the Brock-Carwin fight. Brock ended up winning in the 3rd rd by GnP. They were both tired but Carwin much more since he's never reached the 3rd round before. After the fight they were both bleeding.

Why on earth am I dreaming about MMA? Lol.

So thats what wet dreams are like in Australia...

LudoCain wrote:

So thats what wet dreams are like in Australia...

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. I'll give you that 1.

I've dreamed about fights in the past, the outcome is never what I dream.

Yeah, Brock will win before the 3rd round

strangely your dream isn't that crazy to fathom, I could easily see both gassed out by the third round.

I think they will be if it lasts that long. They're both really big guys and wrestling someone that size will take it out of you quick. Carwin has never lasted that long and Brock only once before.

I have a dream. That Brock Lesnar will suffer multiple facial fractures and never be able to fight again......I woke up with sticky sheets after that dream.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

I have a dream. That Brock Lesnar will suffer multiple facial fractures and never be able to fight again......I woke up with sticky sheets after that dream.

Sticky sheets and Brock Lesnar should never be in the same sentence.

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

I have a dream. That Brock Lesnar will suffer multiple facial fractures and never be able to fight again......I woke up with sticky sheets after that dream.

Sticky sheets and Brock Lesnar should never be in the same sentence.

They are clearly 2 seperate sentences lol

What did you expect from a Sooner fan Ali? Nothing but Steers and Queers in Okie world.

I am JK Sooner. Seriously though to topic, I have had dreams of fights too and they never happen in the real fight, but there is a lot more shit talking in the dream fights.

LOL

Sticky sheets and Brock Lesnar go hand in hand with Sooners

I feel sorry for Sable, she has to endure Brock's grunting and thrusting every night. She should swap places with Sooner.

What can I say? Brock knocked out and bleeding gives me a chubby. If he dies I will have multiple organisms.

Mir got it worse then Sable

Mir was date raped by Brock in the second fight.

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Mir got it worse then Sable

Only because the roids shrunk his junk

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Mir got it worse then Sable

Only because the roids shrunk his junk

So you're admitting Brock has a small penis ?

Sadly I know this, but ur balls shrink, ur weiner gets bigger

I dabbled

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Sadly I know this, but ur balls shrink, ur weiner gets bigger

I dabbled

Why am I not surprised ?

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Mir got it worse then Sable

Only because the roids shrunk his junk

So you're admitting Brock has a small penis ?

All I know is Sable tells me Brock can't satisfy her like I can

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Mir got it worse then Sable

Only because the roids shrunk his junk

So you're admitting Brock has a small penis ?

All I know is Brock tells me Sable can't satisfy him like I can

Fixed.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Mir got it worse then Sable

Only because the roids shrunk his junk

So you're admitting Brock has a small penis ?

All I know is Sable tells me Brock can't satisfy her like I can

I knew someone would untie her knot! Thanx for the overtime Sooner.

Fuck Brock. I didn't even root for him to beat the illness. I hate the character that is Brock. I hate Brock jock sniffers. I hate how with only 4 wins he is considered by some to be the best HW in the world. That entire thought gets under my skin. The second that bastard loses another fight you will know Sooner just busted a nut.