Stupid Ass Moments in James Bond Films

Connery
Craig
Dalton
Brosnan
Moore
Lazenbay

If Craig leaves( I don't want him too) I would like to see James Purefoy or Henry Cavil be the next Bond.

nice list Ali

Wolf that comment is very neg worthy !!!!!!

You two are the only two people I've ever seen who like Dalton, he was a fill in Bond, I've had many best Bond discussions and he's always last, just messin around went to a couple best rated Bond sites and he was last on every one.

I don't understand why, Living Daylights is one of the best movies.

fuck ya it is Ali

your a fan of Daltons Bond if you ever read a Ian Flemming book

Bond wasnt puns and fiunny he was dark and a killer

Dalton came the closest to that IMO

To each his own, but most people think he wasn't very good.

Roger Moore running across the backs of crocodiles in Live and Let Die.One of the most asinine things I've ever witnessed.

hhahah oh man great add Winston that does take the cake, that was funny when that happened

Ya, Bond is campy when it doesn't really try to be. Exceptionally bad modern anti-culture.

how about when James Bond makes the black guy "fetch his shoes"


oh snap

Didn't Connery slap a chick's ass in a very sexist way in Dr. No?I love those days.

in Goldfinger

girl walks by, Bond smacks that ass like a pimp

just 5 minutes earlier he used a girl as a human shield hahahaha

high 5 Jimmy Bond

Margaret Nolan as Dink (and also one of the opening credits models)
Bond: Dink, meet Felix Leiter.
Dink: Hello.
Bond: Felix, say hello to Dink.
Felix: HI—Dink.
Bond: Dink, say goodbye to Felix.
Dink: Hmm?
Bond: Mmm—man talk. ~PTSH~


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Birdofthad wrote:

in Goldfinger

girl walks by, Bond smacks that ass like a pimp

just 5 minutes earlier he used a girl as a human shield hahahaha

high 5 Jimmy Bond

I should have known that,I believe it was the pool scene where Bond caught Goldfinger cheating at bridge.

Dr. No had the famous quote,"that's a Smith and Wesson,and you've had your six."

Here it is Father's Day and not a damned Bond Marathon to be had anywhere,and believe me I've looked.

hahaha i cant breathe im in a fucking suit case hahah

ya winston that was funny GOldfingers obvious ass playing cards with an ear piece obviously in his ear

Goldfinger snaps the pencil in disgust when caught by Bond.Maybe Goldfinger's opponent thought it was a Bluetooth.

Bond getting knocked out by Oddjob while kneeling at the icebox was priceless.

haahah hell ya oddjob was titght

hey winston dont know waht the channels called but here in texas, Comedy central is channel 64, and channell 67 is "Movies that Dont Suck" channell and i watched License to Kill on it earlier today

Be honest, who here has looked in the mirror and went " Bond, James Bond" ?

I only wish I had half the pussy Bond had.

Birdofthad wrote:

haahah hell ya oddjob was titght

hey winston dont know waht the channels called but here in texas, Comedy central is channel 64, and channell 67 is "Movies that Dont Suck" channell and i watched License to Kill on it earlier today

I'll give it a look.TBS used to have Bond Marathons a couple times of year.

WinstonSmith wrote:

I only wish I had half the pussy Bond had.

He's a fictional character Randy, Bond isn't real

Ali_1748 wrote:

WinstonSmith wrote:

I only wish I had half the pussy Bond had.

He's a fictional character Randy, Bond isn't real

He's real to me dammit!