Wife's Pregnant

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Yo dont say I didnt warn you when the first ultrasound shows a kid with a 6 foot vertical, a 7 inch cock and a fro that would put sammuel L jackson to shame son

Are you trying to say Jamie Yager might be the father?

lmao we are a hard crew to get along with.

wait how do you know the size of that guy's weiner?


And no, apparently the father knows how to finish the job no matter how tiring the task at hand is. Most of us might quit on the stool after the first round with bigs baby momma.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

wait how do you know the size of that guy's weiner?


And no, apparently the father knows how to finish the job no matter how tiring the task at hand is. Most of us might quit on the stool after the first round with bigs baby momma.

Really? As a Tito fan I always just thought you would tap out due to strikes. Then blame your poor performance on injuries. Sure at one time you might have had some decent ground and pound, but you are a broken man now.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

wait how do you know the size of that guy's weiner?


And no, apparently the father knows how to finish the job no matter how tiring the task at hand is. Most of us might quit on the stool after the first round with bigs baby momma.

Really? As a Tito fan I always just thought you would tap out due to strikes. Then blame your poor performance on injuries. Sure at one time you might have had some decent ground and pound, but you are a broken man now.

proast of the week!

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

Woah, Mrs. Bigs don't weigh no 265. She's a monster between the sheets, though.

Side note - The miracle of birth isn't something I'm exactly looking forward to witnessing again. It's kinda gross and more intense than the best of MMA matches. Nothing can describe the feeling just after, of course, but during is a shitstorm of epic proportions.

Yeah it is worse then that blown out knee in Bellator and the ear falling off that one guy.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Yeah it is worse then that blown out knee in Bellator and the ear falling off that one guy.

Yes sir, it will make you really appreciate being the owner of a cock.

Ya, I like the idea that my cock shoot something similar to a parasitic bacteria or virus that after a 9 month infection comes bursting out of a giant puss filled cyst.

Bigs03 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

Woah, Mrs. Bigs don't weigh no 265. She's a monster between the sheets, though.

Side note - The miracle of birth isn't something I'm exactly looking forward to witnessing again. It's kinda gross and more intense than the best of MMA matches. Nothing can describe the feeling just after, of course, but during is a shitstorm of epic proportions.

Its so gross. I never want to see it again. I have two kids and I hope to keep it that way. Good luck sir.

soonermark890 wrote:

Bigs03 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

Woah, Mrs. Bigs don't weigh no 265. She's a monster between the sheets, though.

Side note - The miracle of birth isn't something I'm exactly looking forward to witnessing again. It's kinda gross and more intense than the best of MMA matches. Nothing can describe the feeling just after, of course, but during is a shitstorm of epic proportions.

Its so gross. I never want to see it again. I have two kids and I hope to keep it that way. Good luck sir.

merci

I can attest, Mrs. Bigs is a monster between the sheets

I scared everyone off

I think misses bigs handled that on her own.

Gorilla missing from local Zoo

holy shit her panties are on her stomach ahhahahaha

Congratulations Bigs, enjoy those preggo puppies while you can.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

wait guys we need to determine if the child is actually human first.

The father is a German Shepard.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

BBW PLUMPERS FTW

Bigs03 wrote:

Boy fo sho.

lol I said the same thing 2 yrs ago now I have a 16 month old girl who is my world

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No way, as a Fedor fan I am used to finishing in 36 seconds against those weighing around 265 pounds.

ha

wolf has a few nice posts in this thread

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Yeah it is worse then that blown out knee in Bellator and the ear falling off that one guy.

Sooners- Fyi Jared Is doing well and despite the horrific looking injury he only has a mcl tear and should be back in 3-4 months. He did not even know he was injured.

Bigs- I didnt mind the whole crowning thing and they actually said my wife was going to need C section after 2 1/2 hrs of pushing. I had coached too long and made her do extra pushes so no way I was going to let them cut and pull. When the doctor got in the room I had the 2 nurses on my count and 20 minutes later I had a 8.5 lb baby girl. Only problem is that it came out of a 5 ft1 118 lb( pre prego) woman

Cu Bua wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Yeah it is worse then that blown out knee in Bellator and the ear falling off that one guy.

Sooners- Fyi Jared Is doing well and despite the horrific looking injury he only has a mcl tear and should be back in 3-4 months. He did not even know he was injured.

Bigs- I didnt mind the whole crowning thing and they actually said my wife was going to need C section after 2 1/2 hrs of pushing. I had coached too long and made her do extra pushes so no way I was going to let them cut and pull. When the doctor got in the room I had the 2 nurses on my count and 20 minutes later I had a 8.5 lb baby girl. Only problem is that it came out of a 5 ft1 118 lb( pre prego) woman

Yeah I hope Jared comes back strong. Sucks because he was dominating that fight and on his way to the finals.

Congrats Bigs! That's great man

ahh another texas fan I know God is happy as hell sooners