Machete trailer

They went all out.

I can't wait but I still don't get why they threw Lohan's worthless ass in this

bobbitt15 wrote:

I can't wait but I still don't get why they threw Lohan's worthless ass in this

they needed someone that could play the role of a whore, and she fits the bill perfectly

I want to impregnate Michelle Rodriguez.

Like Alba moarst.

there is a Machete trailor in the movie that Robert Rodriquez and Quentin Tarrantino made that double feature flick that shows when they say he gets the girls he has two big tit bitches naked in that preview LOL.

Looks horrible, you think that guy from Desperado can carry a movie?

This kind of silly movie, no doubt. It's gonna be all cheesy one-liners, sic violent action, and boobies.

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Looks horrible, you think that guy from Desperado can carry a movie?

Robert Ridiguez isn't really directing it, he let Ethan Maniquis do most of the work. BTW it's suppose to be a cheesy,pointless,silly action movie.

GDPofDRC wrote:

This kind of silly movie, no doubt. It's gonna be all cheesy one-liners, sic violent action, and boobies.

My kinda movie LOL.

bobbitt15 wrote:

I can't wait but I still don't get why they threw Lohan's worthless ass in this

To lick a magnum pistol and dress up like a nun . At least Lindsay has got a sense of humor and is willing to make bold choices.

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Looks horrible, you think that guy from Desperado can carry a movie?

Serious? Danny Trejo is the shit! Dude has been great in 100 movies. He and Luis Guzman are awesome even if they usually do small supporting roles. Cheesy movie or not he always nails the character he is playing.

Yeah but he's usually like the 8th lead

lol that movie seriously looks like one of the worse movies ever.

though I can see that it was filmed in Austin.

speaking of lohan and whore yall see she signed to play linda lovelace in her biopic titled deepthroat

not joking

Birdofthad wrote:

speaking of lohan and whore yall see she signed to play linda lovelace in her biopic titled deepthroat

not joking

Hopefully we get to see some nudity.

she does have a nice rack!

Very juicy chesticles.

I heard a rumor Lindsay has a huge clitoris.

Too bad she looks like a strung out cokewhore most of the time

bobbitt15 wrote:

Too bad she looks like a strung out cokewhore most of the time

I'd snort a line off her breasts then bang her.

Ali_1748 wrote:

bobbitt15 wrote:

Too bad she looks like a strung out cokewhore most of the time

I'd snort a line off her breasts then bang her.

+1 u got another guy that would do the same LOL.

timthebim wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

bobbitt15 wrote:

Too bad she looks like a strung out cokewhore most of the time

I'd snort a line off her breasts then bang her.

+1 u got another guy that would do the same LOL.

High five

Right back at ya LOL

Will i see it, even with the political bullshit about supporting illegal immigrants, yes. Of course they need to make one where Americans start putting landmines on the border and start laying bets on how many border jumpers get rocked that day.