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Birdofthad
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Ken shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Guy Mezger, Pete Williams, you get it Lions Den
Posts : 17542
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 36
Location : D Town
| | Subject: Your an American if...... Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| 1. You have a favorite Lunchables
2. You can quote Marv the dumb bad guy from Home Alone verbatim
3. Your car has 5 thousand dollar rims and you live in an apartment or condo
4. your balls are red, white, and blue (little secret us american men dont like to share)
5. You can quote movies verbatim, but nothing literary
6. You pay 50 dollars to watch fights, 65 for HD
7. Your tv is the most used appliance in the house, computer 2nd, and you do nothing reguarding work on them.
8. You watch americas funniest home video's and then Cops
and finall number 9
9. You would be Pam Andersons sex slave no questions asked................Steven Segals another thing. | |
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Andrew the Raider King
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael, Sexyama, Condit, Hendricks, Cowboy, Struve
Posts : 4356
Join date : 2009-07-17
Age : 54
Location : Montgomery, AL
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:15 pm | |
| You are walking in Paris wearing your American Flag Tee-shirt, some Frenchmen spits on it and you start kicking their ass, then the entire country surrenders...to you. | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 51
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:34 am | |
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- Your an American if......
You don't know the proper usage of 'your' and 'you're'.  | |
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Andrew the Raider King
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael, Sexyama, Condit, Hendricks, Cowboy, Struve
Posts : 4356
Join date : 2009-07-17
Age : 54
Location : Montgomery, AL
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:15 am | |
| Actually I do smart ass. You're is a shortened version of you are. so you wanted me to type 'wearing you are American tee-shirt'? Sorry go laugh at yourself. | |
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bobbitt15
Gold Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael Sonnen, Michael Chandler, Jorge Masvidal, Carlos Condit
Posts : 14830
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 34
Location : Cincinnati
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:18 am | |
| lol he was talking about the thread title | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 51
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:02 am | |
| - Andrew the Raider King wrote:
- Actually I do smart ass. You're is a shortened version of you are. so you wanted me to type 'wearing you are American tee-shirt'? Sorry go laugh at yourself.
Good lord, are your hemorrhoids are flaring up tonight? I wasn't even talking to/about you. So....um.....yeahhhhhh...I'm gonna have to refuse to laugh at myself and laugh at you instead. | |
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Andrew the Raider King
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael, Sexyama, Condit, Hendricks, Cowboy, Struve
Posts : 4356
Join date : 2009-07-17
Age : 54
Location : Montgomery, AL
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:05 am | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
- Andrew the Raider King wrote:
- Actually I do smart ass. You're is a shortened version of you are. so you wanted me to type 'wearing you are American tee-shirt'? Sorry go laugh at yourself.
Good lord, are your hemorrhoids are flaring up tonight? I wasn't even talking to/about you.
So....um.....yeahhhhhh...I'm gonna have to refuse to laugh at myself and laugh at you instead. Well if that is the case I will pinch myself and humbly apologize. | |
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SOKO
Black Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : The Dragon, Kenflo, Hendo, Guida, Ace, Wand, Cain, Carwin, Foreman, Evander, Oscar
Posts : 3362
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 43
Location : atlanta
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:55 am | |
| "you are" american if you got balls of steel. | |
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OU
Administrator
Favorite Fighter(s) : Diaz Bros, Wandy, Ace, Hendo, JDS, Lima Bros,Uncle Creepy, long live Iceman
Posts : 43280
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 38
Location : Lawton, Oklahoma
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:04 am | |
| You're an American if you never read books in school but passed the test because of Cliff's Notes. | |
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NoRegret
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Anyone that comes to FIGHT!
Posts : 4548
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 33
Location : The Dirty 330- Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:24 am | |
| You're an american if....
You grew up watching WWF/WWE/WCW | |
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Birdofthad
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Ken shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Guy Mezger, Pete Williams, you get it Lions Den
Posts : 17542
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 36
Location : D Town
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:47 pm | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
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You don't know the proper usage of 'your' and 'you're'. I am the real Krazy Horse!!!!! | |
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Andrew the Raider King
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael, Sexyama, Condit, Hendricks, Cowboy, Struve
Posts : 4356
Join date : 2009-07-17
Age : 54
Location : Montgomery, AL
| | Subject: Re: Your an American if...... Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:26 pm | |
| ...You don't give a shit about your oppositions history and lineage. You wanted to fight, here comes the fucking fight! | |
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