I got my first nursing job

It was official yesterday but I am getting a BJ tonight for it. I can't wait to get back to work. It has been nice being a stay at home dad for a change, but it gets old and makes me respect my wife or any parent even more for what they do for no pay accept what the other brings to the table. I definately feel like a douche for bitching about money my wife spent in the past when I was the only one working. I had it made at the satellite internet provider and you all must know that from the time I was on ESPN all the time. When I was in car sales I just hung out, ate, and played pranks, and games all day if I wasn't selling a ride to someone. Heck we even played video games at the lot. I had it easy then. Now I will make less money and wipe ass for the next 18-24 months. I can't wait to be an LPN and hopefully an RN. Like I said I have to pay my dues and it is no different from Wolfs mom who wipes him every day for nothing but a bastard son. SHOUT OUT!!!!!!!

I hope you don't come across someone with genital warts.

good luck BBC- that's a tough, rewarding and respected field.

Ali_1748 wrote:

I hope you don't come across someone with genital warts.

man I never even thought about that. You might have ruined the BJ later. (not that me or her have STD's), but I am a germaphobe so this is hard for me to do. I wore gloves and wash my hands like crazy when I did my clinicals. I thought about bodily fluids and all the gross stuff, but never thought about warts. arghhh!

Ali_1748 wrote:

I hope you don't come across someone with genital warts.

that would have been crazy if I was like GOT EM ALREADY WHO CARES?

NoRegret wrote:

good luck BBC- that's a tough, rewarding and respected field.

Thanks my man!
Yeah my wifes friend has been a CNA for like 5 years and I make just as much as her already. She was disgusted by that. I told Clark Rehab that I had another interview and they offered me 12 bucks an hour with 50 cent shift differential and 50 cents more on weekends. I get off every other weekend also. Those places love having guys work there.

4 years experience, then I think you go back to school for maybe 2, not sure, and you can become a nurse anesthetist, they make like 180k I think

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

4 years experience, then I think you go back to school for maybe 2, not sure, and you can become a nurse anesthetist, they make like 180k I think

My brother is a doctor and he mentioned that before. I am just concentrating on my LPN first and I will go from there.
Felt like the creepy dude from the Burbs...My brotha, the DOCTOR!

Oh and I got my BJ!

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

I hope you drank pineapple juice earlier today.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

Joe finally came around huh?

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

Joe finally came around huh?

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

+1 good luck man and take it as far as you can like LA said you can make close to 200k if you put in the work.

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

Joe finally came around huh?

ouch!

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Oh and I got my BJ!

Joe finally came around huh?

Joe Momma!

Joe Blow

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Joe Blow

Joe Cool

Joe Rogan

joe daddy

No, Joe Blow

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

No, Joe Blow

Let's go with Joe Momma!

What ever helps u sleep at night

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

What ever helps u sleep at night

No she keeps me up most nights. Gotta love Joe Momma!

We'll keep it down, my bad

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

We'll keep it down, my bad

"Yeah I wanna spend Red's money!"