Hall of Shame

Some of the early UFC victims that where famous for their losses and some Pride freak shows.
Here's my rankings

1. Teila Tuli - Not lying, Im like 7 or someting, remember this fight clear as day, Some big fat ass Sumo man is squating in the octagon at UFC 1, he weighs over 400 pounds, he is fighting a guy Gerard Gordeau that looks like the human toothpick compared to Tuli. The fight starts Tuli is Sumo'ing his ass all against the cage ranging on this guy. All of a sudden boom, Gordeau gets a shot in, Tuli's nose is fucked, Tuli goes down and FUCKING WHAM kicked right in the chops, he is done, its over, broken nose. Tuli retires with a 0-1 record. He is the big guy with the crazy face tat in the Adam Sandler Drew Barrymore movie. Number 1 for me cause I will never forget that in my mind, no lie, this is the fight I remember watching live most from UFC 1.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNrxjqsvuJQ

2. John Matua - Ranks number 2 for 2 main reasons, 1 he got beat so bad Tank Abbott got to mock him while he was having convulsions and 2 he had been talking shit with Tank Abbott all week leading up to the UFC 6 event only to see himself get drawn to face Tank in the first round and get knocked naked by Tank. 1-4 career record for the 400 pound human bone crusher. How bad was it, first time and only time I think I have heard a UFC announcer say, "Our thoughts and prayers are with him". immediately folowed by we have paramedics in the building dont worry folks. John Matua, your inducted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjucGncy4SU

3. Joe Son - Ohhh where to begin with the mighty Joe Son, first off when Kimo is having the fight of his life against Royce Gracie Joe Son is the little 5'4 (not kidding) guy jumping around acting like he just beat Royce. At UFC 4 Joe was offered to fight and he promptly arrived in red speedo, against Keith Hackney Joe Sons balls where pounded and for good reason. Keith Hackney can see the future and he saw that Joe Son would participate in a gang rape and be sentenced to prison after appearing in Austin Powers as the piece of shit that throws shoe's. Needless to say Joe Son, you belong in any Hall of Shame. To make matters worse Joe has a 0-4 MMA record.

How bad was it, it shows up on youtube as "Joe Sons balls" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iZ-NEz-mg&feature=related

4. Paulo Giant Silva - wow, if ugliness was award worthy this guy would win em all. This Giant mofo is maybe 1 of the few ugliest people in the world and at 7'2 sucks ass at MMA and may have been the biggest freak show in all of Pride which is saying alot. Other than his bick pimp slap on Hearing he has provided very little to me. Career 2-6 record and the incident where he tried to go Bam Bam and picked up a big ass stick against Sugira make him a top 5 Hall of Shame for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPZrUpDkws4

5. Paul Herrera - Hey Paul went on and trained some tough fighters in the UFC that were game. But Paul didn't fare to well in the UFC. I was there at UFC 8 and well I thought Paul might have been dead. Paul got crucifixed in about 10 seconds and took numerous elbows while he was unconscious. Career 1-1 record. Got beat so bad he prompted the first spontaneous head butt of the octagon cage in UFC history (on Gary Goodridge's part). First guy to get beat by a black guy in a gi as well (yes the little things do count haha ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPZrUpDkws4

6. Joe Moreira - This guy lost to Paul ^^^^^. AAAAaaahhh . 2-2 career record but elts take an in depth look, Joe came out toguh in a loss to Paul Varelans in UFC 8, then beat Yuri Vaulin at UFC 14, but then, dum dum dum, beat up little Joe Son and then lost to Herrera. yikes.

7.Keith Hackney - come on no one wants to be the guy that beat the 5'4 guy via nut shots. Seriously, had it all with the giant slayer thing then he nut shotted his way to this.

8. Art Jimmerson - seriously dude, 1 BOXING GLOVE??????????

9. ZuluZinho - oh really????, your the son of the great Zulu Warrior, your 6'7 400 pounds, you take 2 shots from Fedor and are on your ass. Yep your certified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbV-e0Bq2Y

10. Jose Canseco - You Suck DUde, keep at it, move on up the list. Hong Man Choi beat you, plus you turn your back and run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LOZvySX6A

11. Hong Man Choi - this mother fucker wants to be a rapper? Ok Shaq kick his ass.

12. Butterbean - Seriously buddy, making 1 sports Hall of Shame wasn't enough???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Haubt_b-EM

13. Kinnuku Mantaro - the guy is a fucking comic book superhero in Japan, this amateur wrestler thoguht it would be a good idea to try MMA, he faces freak show Bob Sapp wearing a fucking cape and mask. Duesche Bag even tries adjusting his mask in the fight and Bob akes advantage ahaha. To make it even worse it isn;t even a cool mask. To make it worse, Bob finishes you off cause of it.

14. John Ramirez - man Don Frye destroyed you, to make matters worse it was your only MMA fight, 0-1, knocked out withyour eyes open. Never good.

15. Akebono - Big Fat and worthless, sorry, you got to squash belly Royce and he still slithered out of your blubber of a game plan.

Alright boys there's the ballot, who makes the inagural class of the Ninja's Place Hall of Shame??????

You get 5 votes, 5 with the most get in.

1. zulu- his dad rei zulu was a fighter and if I remember correctly did better at 63 than his son did in the same tournament.

2. tuli- no shame in getting your tooth knocked out on TV but shame for thinking big = tough

3 canseco- disrespectful to the sport(paycheck hunter)

4 jimmerson-for being an idiot

5 write in vote Kalib starnes- if your hurt that bad just pull guard or let the doctor look at you

Canseco should be higher on the list IMO, he's a clown, and hurts MMA's credibilty with every breath he takes. Zulu while not a good fighter by any stretch of the imagination was like 14 or 15-0 before fighting Fedor. Were all of them cans? Hell yeah they were. Still his failness isn't as bad as some others. Granted "Zulu'd" is a euphemism for failing but Fedor did Sylvia worse. He fought Fedor, then Nog, the two baddest mothers fuckers of that time. And lets face it, Hershal Walker would be on here too if he wern't such a nice guy, and one of the all time great football players

Keith Hackney wasnt that bad I dont know if I would have him on here lol.

No hall of shame is complete without an exhibits to EliteXC, Rampage's rampage and Tim Sylvia vs Mercer.

Zulu did beat Minowaman. Something Bob Sapp, HMC, or even Soko couldn't do.

Soon to be added James Toney.

Bob Sapp came to my mind first. There is no crying in MMA.

kalib starnes

My ten not lsited:

The Giant Silva -- it was hard to watch this guy even walk, let alone fight.

Bam Bam Bigelow -- got destroyed by Kimo in his one attempt at MMA. RIP.

Akihito Tanaka -- dressed up like a cartoon character for his one fight.

Kimbo Slice -- perhaps the biggest freakshow ever.

Bobby Ologun -- some kind of a TV personality. I'm not sure what his draw is.

Herschel Walker -- come on, but I have to admit that I watched.

James Thompson -- muscle-bound white dude with zero skill. He did beat Frye and Yoshida though.

Eric Esch -- Butterbean might be the poster boy for this stuff.

Scott Morris -- came out as some ninja guy that was going to kill everybody inside the octagon at UFC 2. Then Pat Smith nearly killed him.

Jason David Frank -- a matter of time before this guy just gets destroyed, but just before he will probably power up and activate his megazord.

LMAO! I forgot about Scott Morris. Let us not forget Fred Ettish too.

ohiovol62 wrote:

Canseco should be higher on the list IMO, he's a clown, and hurts MMA's credibilty with every breath he takes. Zulu while not a good fighter by any stretch of the imagination was like 14 or 15-0 before fighting Fedor. Were all of them cans? Hell yeah they were. Still his failness isn't as bad as some others. Granted "Zulu'd" is a euphemism for failing but Fedor did Sylvia worse. He fought Fedor, then Nog, the two baddest mothers fuckers of that time. And lets face it, Hershal Walker would be on here too if he wern't such a nice guy, and one of the all time great football players

ZuluZinho has a 0-1 MMA record

Ninja\Rua/Fan wrote:

Zulu did beat Minowaman. Something Bob Sapp, HMC, or even Soko couldn't do.

I almost had Minowaman on the lsit jsut for fighting damn near the enitire Hall of Shame

How is Herschel Walker on the hall of shame for trying to push his own limits?

Coleman for throwing a fight

Barnett for career long steroid use

Does drinking your own piss count? Cause if so Machida has to have a spot...

Tongihts the last night for the inagural Hall of Shame will be tallying the votes tomorow

last chance tallying votes

The First Official Hall Of Shame Class of 2010

First Entrant, Mr Jose Canseco come on down you recieved the most votes. Congratulations.

Next, Mr. Zuluzinho, recieving 3 votes.

Tulia Tuli you only had 1 fight in MMA and it was enough to get you into the Hall of Shame!

Art Jimmerson step right up and pleaase bring one boxing glove with you.

Giant Silva you made it but cannot bring your Bam Bam stick.

and last but certainly not least, Kalib Starnes get your ass over here, you made it via write in votes.

So there you have it the inagural 2010 Hall of Shame class.

Zuluzinho, Jose Canseco, Tuli, Giant Silva, Art Jimmerson, and Kalib Starnes.

Thanks to the esteemed voters.