Ninja Challenge

Just ran into this one a minute ago

http://ashidakim.com/10k.html

I was readin and scrolled to the bottom to see how long the story was and saw "nuff said" at the end and realized what a joke that was. I mean is he gonna use smoke bombs, blow guns and chinese stars? Possibly a grappling hook and swing from a tree? A samurai could take a ninja all day long anyway.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

I was readin and scrolled to the bottom to see how long the story was and saw "nuff said" at the end and realized what a joke that was. I mean is he gonna use smoke bombs, blow guns and chinese stars? Possibly a grappling hook and swing from a tree? A samurai could take a ninja all day long anyway.

I didn't read the article, but this sounds like a Deadliest Warrior matchup.

Doesn't mention all of the expenses the ninjitsu guy wants paid upfront. Real piece of work. I would love to see a mma guy sweep the floor with the guy though. The jist of the deal.

"Third, Challenger will provide documentation and certification from local sports authorities governing such events attesting to their physical fitness and credentials sufficient to demonstrate their ring worthiness, and sign an irrevocable release absolving Ashida Kim, his agents and assignees from any financial, criminal, or moral liability in the event the Challenger is killed, crippled, or maimed.

"Fifth, Ashida Kim will be declared the winner in the event of a 5-second pinfall, submission by the opponent using matte or pat-out, if the opponent is unable to answer the bell, if the opponent is knocked out or rendered unconscious by a choke or stranglehold for a standard referee's 10-count, if the Ringside Physician determines he is unable to continue, if he fails to appear for the match, or is disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct. No judges, no holds barred, last man standing is the Champ.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

I was readin and scrolled to the bottom to see how long the story was and saw "nuff said" at the end and realized what a joke that was. I mean is he gonna use smoke bombs, blow guns and chinese stars? Possibly a grappling hook and swing from a tree? A samurai could take a ninja all day long anyway.

I didn't read the article, but this sounds like a Deadliest Warrior matchup.

Thats what I was thinking also when I typed it.