Telemarketers

Need to hang themselves...NOW!

I've had 8 telemarketers call my house in the last HOUR! I'm going crazy here!

Sorry if any of you are telemarketers on this forum but I seriously hate it.

That has to be the worst job ever. All day you have people cutting you off saying "Why don't you fucking kill yourself! Get a real job!" lol

yea it cant be a fun job at all

I can't stand the fuckers that call my work over and over and over. These guys from Yellow Book would call on 2 lines at a time. We hung up on them and they called back. I transferred them to the fax machine and they called back. Told them we were not interested and they called back. They spoke very poor English and would not leave me alone!

I was watchin on VH-1 they had this greatest prank shows volume 2 thing, I believe it was and they had the funniest prank i've seen for telemarketers.

What would happen was...a telemarketer would call and ask for the guy living there (whatever his name was) and the guy that answered would be like "Hold on I'll go get my brother."

The guy that answered would give it to his buddy and they'd stand by each other and just keep the prank going saying "hold on let me go get my brother" and then when the telemarketer would start explaining what they were calling for, they'd do it again and they kept it going for a solid 5 minutes...funniest thing EVER lol

guys just set down the phone they cant hang up , or they dont for long periods of time. I say hi oh hold on and just set the phone down and do whatever i was doing. 10 minutes later i get back and ask to be taken off the list

i like to mess with them.. they ask for someone i say the died and freak out on em haha...


Cubua who is that girl? damn

I worked as one for like a month a while back, shitty fucking job

I telamarket for my firm, cold calls, canceled and active customers, in addition to face to face cold calling, appointments, customer service visits and essentially any other type of sales possible.

When ever people are rude and hang up or hang up without saying anything I simply click "call back in an hour". They get madder every time but if they're actually stupid enough to do not say "no" or "put me on the do not call/do not solicit list" then I just call them back again and again and again. Assholes. It's also fun to say I am only working the job to pay off my kids cancer treatments or working a desk job since I was injured in Iraq or say something relating to Jesus and christian behavior after they verbally abuse me. Or I pretend the phone cut out after their rant and ask them to repeat themselves. It's also fun when I call and ask for someone and the wife or husband says "theyre not here but were not interested" to cut the phone off before they finish the sentence. If I didn't hear it, they didn't say it.


But what is really fun is when a current or former customer is furious with us for something we didn't do and gets verbally abusive. Making people feel dumb is a lot of fun honestly.

Hey Wolfy, where'd u get that Mike Tyson's punch out GIF? I've been looking for one to use as my sig, but can't really find em, there's some really good ones out there, but no place to actually take them from, just curious.

Shit I can't remember but I have gifs of most of the punchout characters.

Hook me up with some of em sometime, King Hippo would be nice or whoever

Thanks Wolfy

That is awesome Ninja lol