Primetyme199
Brown Belt
Posts : 2916
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : NJ
 | | Subject: The Economy Is So Bad That... Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:09 pm | |
| -I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
-I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
-If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
-McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce.
-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
-Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
-The Mafia is laying off judges.
-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
-Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
-And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I
called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck! | |
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NoRegret
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Anyone that comes to FIGHT!
Posts : 4548
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 34
Location : The Dirty 330- Ohio
| | Subject: Re: The Economy Is So Bad That... Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:53 pm | |
| Hah...obviously tryin to have fun with it, but its nothin to joke about ive been jobless for about 3 months now.
I still want to know where we got the $100 million to give to Haiti. | |
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timthebim
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : BJ PENN, JOSH KOSCHECK, SPIDER
Posts : 16809
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 42
Location : Detroit
| | Subject: Re: The Economy Is So Bad That... Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:15 pm | |
| - Primetyme199 wrote:
- -I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
-I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
-If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
-McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce.
-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
-Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
-The Mafia is laying off judges.
-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
-Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
-And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I
called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck! Dude you literally got me cracking up lol. | |
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