Cyborg Posts a Bunch of Weird Tweets

last night she posted tweets using the translate app, so who knows what the hell she was really trying to say. The tweets have since been deleted but here is what they said.

Cris Cyborg ‏@criscyborg
Do not stay sad. God knows all things. Surely at some event that will fight Have my category.
I'm waiting for my liberation from the UFC..

Luke Thomas ‏@SBNLukeThomas
Cyborg is running her Tweets through Google Translator and publishing them verbatim. Would a Portuguese speaker kindly translate them?

17mDaniel Vaz ‏@VazDaniel
"Guys, I'm afraid that fight is not happening. My division no longer exists. I'm waiting to be released from the UFC."

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released from the UFC? i'm sure Wanderlei meant to say Strikeforce. He almost blew his cover.

Bunch = 1?

The last tweet makes it pretty clear IMO, Cyborg vs. Ronda ain't happening because Rousey pooped her pants so now Cyborg is waiting to be released from Zuffa.

Farmer1906 wrote:

Bunch = 1?

Sea sed a couple after te fight this was the one that has everyone talking, also she claIms her division is dead when a 145 fight took place on the card lol

Bird, are you hammered?

jewzilla wrote:

Bird, are you hammered?

he is probably just typing on his phone, going as fast as he can.

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

jewzilla wrote:

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

at 9:15am, I'm going to assume it was the phone. I think Bird is a pro like me, weed won't effect him that much.

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

at 9:15am, I'm going to assume it was the phone. I think Bird is a pro like me, weed won't effect him that much.

I was being sarcastic, but obviously OU forgot to bring his personality with him to work today. Grumpy old man lookin ass.

jewzilla wrote:

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

at 9:15am, I'm going to assume it was the phone. I think Bird is a pro like me, weed won't effect him that much.

I was being sarcastic, but obviously OU forgot to bring his personality with him to work today. Grumpy old man lookin ass.

It's Monday. Give me a break lol

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

at 9:15am, I'm going to assume it was the phone. I think Bird is a pro like me, weed won't effect him that much.

I was being sarcastic, but obviously OU forgot to bring his personality with him to work today. Grumpy old man lookin ass.

It's Monday. Give me a break lol

True dat. I just moved to mornings today. Went from staying up til 5am and working 2p-10p, to waking up at 5am and working 7a-3p. Pretty rough.

jewzilla wrote:

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

OU wrote:

jewzilla wrote:

I think hes on that whacky tabacce.

at 9:15am, I'm going to assume it was the phone. I think Bird is a pro like me, weed won't effect him that much.

I was being sarcastic, but obviously OU forgot to bring his personality with him to work today. Grumpy old man lookin ass.

It's Monday. Give me a break lol

True dat. I just moved to mornings today. Went from staying up til 5am and working 2p-10p, to waking up at 5am and working 7a-3p. Pretty rough.

I HATE Mondays.

I find this thread confusing.

jewzilla wrote:

Bird, are you hammered?

lol no it was mobile phone lol

sorry for the confusion guys, was typing on the mobile phone , here are some more stuff

After Ronda Rousey, the bantamweight champion, called her out Saturday night following a convincing win over Sarah Kaufman, Cyborg went off on Twitter.

According to Tatame reporter Guilherme Cruz, Cyborg posted that she was awaiting her release from her contract so that she could seek fights elsewhere. Cyborg mentioned that Strikeforce seemed to have done away with the featherweight division. The messages on Twitter were deleted soon after.

Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker was asked about the comments made by Cyborg by MMA Weekly's Erik Fontanez after Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman.

"She must be misinformed," Coker said. "I don't understand why she'd be saying that since we just had a 145-pound fight on the card (Saturday)."

Cyborg has been very adamant that Rousey left the featherweight division because she was scared of facing her. Rousey, after her win vs. Kaufman, told Cyborg she needed to come to her because she was the champion, not the other way around.

Birdofthad wrote:

sorry for the confusion guys, was typing on the mobile phone , here are some more stuff

After Ronda Rousey, the bantamweight champion, called her out Saturday night following a convincing win over Sarah Kaufman, Cyborg went off on Twitter.

According to Tatame reporter Guilherme Cruz, Cyborg posted that she was awaiting her release from her contract so that she could seek fights elsewhere. Cyborg mentioned that Strikeforce seemed to have done away with the featherweight division. The messages on Twitter were deleted soon after.

Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker was asked about the comments made by Cyborg by MMA Weekly's Erik Fontanez after Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman.

"She must be misinformed," Coker said. "I don't understand why she'd be saying that since we just had a 145-pound fight on the card (Saturday)."

Cyborg has been very adamant that Rousey left the featherweight division because she was scared of facing her. Rousey, after her win vs. Kaufman, told Cyborg she needed to come to her because she was the champion, not the other way around.

theres NO WAY Chris can make that cut! its true, ronda ran away from Cyborg... which i woulda done too! can we blame her?

killerofchicken wrote:

Birdofthad wrote:

sorry for the confusion guys, was typing on the mobile phone , here are some more stuff

After Ronda Rousey, the bantamweight champion, called her out Saturday night following a convincing win over Sarah Kaufman, Cyborg went off on Twitter.

According to Tatame reporter Guilherme Cruz, Cyborg posted that she was awaiting her release from her contract so that she could seek fights elsewhere. Cyborg mentioned that Strikeforce seemed to have done away with the featherweight division. The messages on Twitter were deleted soon after.

Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker was asked about the comments made by Cyborg by MMA Weekly's Erik Fontanez after Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman.

"She must be misinformed," Coker said. "I don't understand why she'd be saying that since we just had a 145-pound fight on the card (Saturday)."

Cyborg has been very adamant that Rousey left the featherweight division because she was scared of facing her. Rousey, after her win vs. Kaufman, told Cyborg she needed to come to her because she was the champion, not the other way around.

theres NO WAY Chris can make that cut! its true, ronda ran away from Cyborg... which i woulda done too! can we blame her?

Looks like shes learned more than just BJJ from her homeboy from Stockton....

I tend to agree that the fight should be at 145 if it happens.