Birdofthad
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 | | Subject: Robbers Steal Mans Penis Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:51 pm | |
| holy shit, I feel for Fei Lin, this is fucking scary.
Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to a photo caption sent to The Huffington Post by CEN/EUROPICS.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
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killerofchicken
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| | Subject: Re: Robbers Steal Mans Penis Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:53 pm | |
| Humans, while incredibly intelligent, are the dumbest spices on planet earth | |
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killerofchicken
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| | Subject: Re: Robbers Steal Mans Penis Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:56 pm | |
| Spices, lol... What a tard | |
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Ludo
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| | Subject: Re: Robbers Steal Mans Penis Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:17 am | |
| I agree. Humans make terrible seasoning for most any meal  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Robbers Steal Mans Penis Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:31 am | |
| That must me some mythical penis to inspire such jealously. |
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