Ryan Gosling = Young wild socialite
Denzel Washington = Hard working honest retired badass grandad
Jeff Bridges = Retired grizzly racist soldier
Tom Hiddleston = Token upperclass English rich boy
Mark Ruffalo = Corrupt cop
Jessica Biel = Sexy Fitness instructor
Anne Hathaway = Lewd Lawyer
Meryl Streep = Crazy religious "end is nigh" grandma
Marion Cottilard = Hot French teacher
Zoe Saldana = Slinky lap dancer