Cooley wants Romo In The Cage

quote from ESPN

Cooley wants to beat Romo himself, but not just on the football field. He said he would relish getting into a cage with him.

"For me to beat Tony? I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what kind of cage fighting skills he has," Cooley told the radio station. "I would probably try to incorporate my wrestling ability, like when I was in high school. Obviously it's been awhile, but I didn't like to beat people fast. I like to embarrass 'em a little bit. Like, take a 24-point lead, and then just play with it a little bit."

I'm sure there are cunts we all have to deal with on a daily basis that we'd love to get into a cage, ring or back alley, but you stop short of saying it because of how much of an arsehole you look when shit like that comes out of your mouth.

I'll bet Cooley doesn't occupy Romo's thoughts to this degree.