Me, behave? Seriously? The fault is not mine!

As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.

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Don't forget: Elmer Fudd didn't practice gun safety. Fred & Daphne used to head off alone together. Captain Caveman was a throwback raging on 'roids. There were like 99 Smurfs, but only one was female....and they lived in shrooms. It's still unclear what George Jetson did for a living. A dune buggy had a speech impediment. And somehow the Harlem Globetrotters ended up in all of the cartoons mentioned.

A young husband and wife were sun bathing on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, carried her to the car, and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the bee was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the bee.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."