Out on bail...

Subject: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:14 am

It was a windy night in Oklahoma...Drinks were flowing. But we were in unfriendly territory. It started off fine, jager bombs and crown and coke. But then, somone scuffed my Puma. 12 men that were so big they made Brock Lesnar look like Wee Man. I told my buddies to stand back, I got this. I've watched a ton of MMA, I know exactly what to do here. Start it off with the Anderson Silva deadly front kick, BAM! 1st guy down, possibly dead. Shonnie Carter spinning backfist, dude goes down faster then Serra.
I pretend to take off running only to pull the Showtime Kick off the wall, landing the same kick on 3 more of my opponents. Unlike Bendo, they are out cold.
Now the cops show up, but I'm not ready to go. I do the Iverson cross over and slip past the cops. I do my best Tweeter and steal the cop car. 6 hours and a tank of gas later I'm staring at 10 shotguns. Now I don't want to kill any cops so I let them take me in.
In jail I organize a MMA tourney, that I win and I'm crowned Champion.

beat that Wolf and Jewzilla!

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:15 am

either that or I smoked a ton of weed, chilled with my buddy that came down from Texas. Ate 3 different kinds of birthday cake and went to Outback and had steak and lobster.

I was so high, either story is possible.

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:17 am

lol, but either way you ended up in jail?

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:19 am

killerofchicken wrote:: lol, but either way you ended up in jail?

No, in story #2 I made the whole jail thing up. Which one is true? Wink

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The jail one. No way you'd pass up free gay sex on your birthday. tongue

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:27 am

freakzilla316ftw wrote:: The jail one. No way you'd pass up free gay sex on your birthday.

Better watch your mouth. I knocked out 12 Lesnars. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:30 am

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:23 am

fresh outa jail california screamin

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:25 am

sokolkevin wrote:: fresh outa jail california screamin

LOL, exactly what pops to mind when I read "Out on bail"

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:33 am

sokolkevin wrote:: fresh outa jail california screamin

soon as i step on the scene i'm hearing hoochies screamin

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EPIC stuff Laughing

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:22 pm

josh200612 wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:: fresh outa jail california screamin

soon as i step on the scene i'm hearing hoochies screamin

2pac!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:23 pm

killerofchicken wrote:

josh200612 wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:: fresh outa jail california screamin

soon as i step on the scene i'm hearing hoochies screamin

2pac!!!!!!!!!!!!1

you were supposed to keep in going bro lol

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:26 pm

josh200612 wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:: fresh outa jail california screamin

soon as i step on the scene i'm hearing hoochies screamin

screamin' for money and alcohol

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:26 pm

FAIL!!! :/<-:

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:26 pm

killerofchicken wrote:: FAIL!!! :/<-:

double fail!

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:34 pm

killerofchicken wrote:

killerofchicken wrote:: FAIL!!! :/<-:

double fail!

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:35 pm

She tell me that she needs me, cries when she leaves me and every time she sees me, she squeeze me, lady take it easy, hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

Subject: Re: Out on bail... Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:39 pm

GDPofDRC wrote:: She tell me that she needs me, cries when she leaves me and every time she sees me, she squeeze me, lady take it easy, hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

I get around!