Push not Punch

hahahaha oh fellas tongiht i had a funny situation, im walking from the bar with a friend and 4 dudes are on a side walk, one of them tells me to keep walking, Im drunk and a stubborn asshole so i make something of it and tell him he cant tell me shit, i call him out and say hes scared to piss in front of people thats why he told me to keep walking, it was true and he starts pissin on a bush im walkin off and he says "what are you a buck 25, ill knock you out with 1 punch" (Im 5'11 150 and constantly get called out as small, but Im on that LD shit BOINGEEEE)

Bird is the word motha fucka, i play for keeps, i told him come find out, im in a parking lot jsut standing there, he pisses walks up with 2 friends flanking him....moment of truth......does the Bird punch a mofo with a right hand left hook and attack his friend to the left (biggest one) and then go after the one on the right......or does the bird push a mofo and see if they want any.

Long story short I dont wanna be the guy killing his neighbor with 1 punch and telling his internet buddies about it, so I pushed this bitch with all my force and the dude goes fucking flying, hahahaha im talking 5 feet, lands on his ass on some gravel, his 2 frat friends pick him up and i start squaring up talking shit, the 2 dudes carry him to a car talking shit and get in the car Im just saying "get in your cars pussies, tell me where to walk, ill fuckin tell you what to do."

Long story short, the Bird is a fucking bad ass he mind fucked 4 dudes off of a push, Ken Shamrock in the house!!!! Wolf what you got on that

hahahahahaha

8 o clock class...................FUCK

damn bully!

Lesson of the story: drinking leads to fictional events

haha oh bobbit, if it was fictional i would have knocked all 4 of them out, fractured a skull, and be the neighborhood bad ass

See I am just the opposite. I am a lil bit bigger than you, but I would never flex on a group of guys. If they wanted some I would tell them to give me a sec to piss and then I would proceed to get naked and tell them I like to fight in the nude because it gets me aroused. That usually scares them off and I don't even break a sweat.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

See I am just the opposite. I am a lil bit bigger than you, but I would never flex on a group of guys. If they wanted some I would tell them to give me a sec to piss and then I would proceed to get naked and tell them I like to fight in the nude because it gets me aroused. That usually scares them off and I don't even break a sweat.

You are going to be in an extremely awkward situation when someone calls your bluff. Cause they raping errrrybody out here.

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

See I am just the opposite. I am a lil bit bigger than you, but I would never flex on a group of guys. If they wanted some I would tell them to give me a sec to piss and then I would proceed to get naked and tell them I like to fight in the nude because it gets me aroused. That usually scares them off and I don't even break a sweat.

You are going to be in an extremely awkward situation when someone calls your bluff. Cause they raping errrrybody out here.

Plan B is to fight naked while yelling "I have AIDS and I am a bleeder!"

ahhahahhah good idea beast haha, ya normally dont worry if a group of 4 dudes tells me to keep walking i keep walking, but when they look like some drunk frat duesche bags they better make me keep walking.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

See I am just the opposite. I am a lil bit bigger than you, but I would never flex on a group of guys. If they wanted some I would tell them to give me a sec to piss and then I would proceed to get naked and tell them I like to fight in the nude because it gets me aroused. That usually scares them off and I don't even break a sweat.

You are going to be in an extremely awkward situation when someone calls your bluff. Cause they raping errrrybody out here.

Plan B is to fight naked while yelling "I have AIDS and I am a bleeder!"

This maybe the best line of defense I have ever heard lol.