How many drinks does it take to make an ugly babe, pretty?

I had a pretty boring time last night. GF was out of town so I made my way to a nearby bar. A "not so attractive" babe was sitting next to me and started a conversation. I was just interested in how many drinks it would take for me to see her as a knockout. When I walked out of the bar, that was still a mystery to me but now I have a hellluva hang over. Does anyone have this thing down to a science?

Depends how ugly the girl is

Wish I knew the answer to this one. Woman was pretty at one time but had aged. I figured, after one or two shots of Jim Beam, she'd appear much younger. I was wrong. Now all I have are empty pockets, a hangover and I have to ride to the airport to pick my babe up. I know somebody has an answer to improving a situation similar to this and I want to hear it.

Also depends what u are drinking. Beer it takes a ton but shots of say...tequilla probably 5 or 6 lol.

I don't think it makes them look any better, it just makes you not care.

Tell your girlfriend you were out trying to pick up ugly bitches and see how that goes.


Yo, do it on skype for our viewing pleasure if you can.

The last time I drank Vodka I ended up spooning with a chubby redhead.

kbyte wrote:

I don't think it makes them look any better, it just makes you not care.

+1. Getting hammered doesn't make me find an ugly chick any more attractive at all. It just makes me talk to them instead of completely ignoring them like I do on the reg

You use this system which is based on a scale of ugliness/situational reasons multiplied by how many drinks.... 0 being that you would not need any drinks to fuck .. of course this scale also goes into the negatives .. depending on your attraction level compared to who you are pursuing .. if it goes into the negatives it means how many drinks you would have to give the girl for her to fuck you

for each level is 2 1oz shots (or 2 12oz beer / 2 8oz wine) in a span of 1-3 hours at at max

so if someone is a level 1-5 is saying "ah i just need a slight buzz" .. so this girl is actually somewhat attractive .. most girls on this level is there because of the possibility of an awkward situation afterwards.. like you have been friends for a long time/ co-worker etc.... though depending on how awkward it could be, she could continue out of the 1-5 range..

6-9 is saying you would not fuck this chick without being drunk.. usually there is "some" or at least 1 feature that you could focus on that is appealing enough that could get your reproductive system working.. like "she has humongous tits" .. this can also be crazy chicks that would most definitely result in being made fun of by peers.. so you would have the I was drunk excuse.. but we know.

10&up is saying you need to be very drunk.. and this scale keeps going up, depending on the person, until it gets to the point that you practically would have to be passed out and raped by this person for it to happen.


on second thought I don't know what I am talking about.. I literally just made this up right now.

LMFAO Golbez that is literally the best thing i have ever read lol

GolbeZ wrote:

You use this system which is based on a scale of ugliness/situational reasons multiplied by how many drinks.... 0 being that you would not need any drinks to fuck .. of course this scale also goes into the negatives .. depending on your attraction level compared to who you are pursuing .. if it goes into the negatives it means how many drinks you would have to give the girl for her to fuck you

for each level is 2 1oz shots (or 2 12oz beer / 2 8oz wine) in a span of 1-3 hours at at max

so if someone is a level 1-5 is saying "ah i just need a slight buzz" .. so this girl is actually somewhat attractive .. most girls on this level is there because of the possibility of an awkward situation afterwards.. like you have been friends for a long time/ co-worker etc.... though depending on how awkward it could be, she could continue out of the 1-5 range..

6-9 is saying you would not fuck this chick without being drunk.. usually there is "some" or at least 1 feature that you could focus on that is appealing enough that could get your reproductive system working.. like "she has humongous tits" .. this can also be crazy chicks that would most definitely result in being made fun of by peers.. so you would have the I was drunk excuse.. but we know.

10&up is saying you need to be very drunk.. and this scale keeps going up, depending on the person, until it gets to the point that you practically would have to be passed out and raped by this person for it to happen.


on second thought I don't know what I am talking about.. I literally just made this up right now.

Golbez this is like spot on LOL.

GolbeZ wrote:

You use this system which is based on a scale of ugliness/situational reasons multiplied by how many drinks.... 0 being that you would not need any drinks to fuck .. of course this scale also goes into the negatives .. depending on your attraction level compared to who you are pursuing .. if it goes into the negatives it means how many drinks you would have to give the girl for her to fuck you

for each level is 2 1oz shots (or 2 12oz beer / 2 8oz wine) in a span of 1-3 hours at at max

so if someone is a level 1-5 is saying "ah i just need a slight buzz" .. so this girl is actually somewhat attractive .. most girls on this level is there because of the possibility of an awkward situation afterwards.. like you have been friends for a long time/ co-worker etc.... though depending on how awkward it could be, she could continue out of the 1-5 range..

6-9 is saying you would not fuck this chick without being drunk.. usually there is "some" or at least 1 feature that you could focus on that is appealing enough that could get your reproductive system working.. like "she has humongous tits" .. this can also be crazy chicks that would most definitely result in being made fun of by peers.. so you would have the I was drunk excuse.. but we know.

10&up is saying you need to be very drunk.. and this scale keeps going up, depending on the person, until it gets to the point that you practically would have to be passed out and raped by this person for it to happen.


on second thought I don't know what I am talking about.. I literally just made this up right now.

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I won't forget it. It does make some sense, especially considering that I asked a crazy question. This is good shit man. You should wirte a book on this subject.

It only takes 1 flip of the light switch and a healthy imagination.

4445Frank wrote:

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I won't forget it. It does make some sense, especially considering that I asked a crazy question. This is good shit man. You should wirte a book on this subject.

Thanks.

Sad to say it looks like my post might have had "end thread" written after it.

holy shit Golbez thats classic

me atelast 8 beers for an ugly broad or 5 shots of tequilla