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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
 | | Subject: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| Master Counterpuncher
Dominates all but Manny
Drinks own urine, yuck
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Defeats All comers
Hooking jab and crushing right
Yet fans still complain
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Hook to the liver
Again and again and then
Hook to the head BAM!
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Exhausted and cut
Bruised ribs,bleeding, closing eye
He climbs off the stool
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Sanchez and Obha
Villa and Womack and Moore
Oh what might have been
Waddya got? |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts: 1077
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-04-15
Age: 39
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:27 pm | |
| Kostya Tszyu, legend?
Biggest win was Zab Judah
Tszyu's overrated |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:32 pm | |
| | KrazyHorseBennett wrote: | Kostya Tszyu, legend?
Biggest win was Zab Judah
Tszyu's overrated |
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Ouch, Tszyu dominates
Thirteen wins over ranked men
Juan L in fourth fight.
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts: 1077
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-04-15
Age: 39
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:33 pm | |
| Juan L shot to hell
Tszyu feasts on weathered old man
Fools all but Krazy |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:36 pm | |
| | KrazyHorseBennett wrote: | Juan L shot to hell
Tszyu feasts on weathered old man
Fools all but Krazy |
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LOL! Oustanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| Margarito hearing
Tony trapped like a rat
Mexico looks good |
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Birdofthad
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Ken shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Guy Mezger, Pete Williams, you get it Lions Den
Posts: 15285
Reputation: 168
Join date: 2009-07-19
Age: 24
Location: D Town
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:47 pm | |
| Margarito is Stupid
Man he really looks stupid
God Damn he's stupid
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1X Ninjas Place Boxing GOR Champ (4 defenses)
Ninja Place GP runner up (ya i lost to the illustrious LA)
and we aint gonna dip till we stacked up all our G's
If you owe us some money then ya better rob ya family
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:36 pm | |
| Positioning... check.
Slip slide pivot, dodge, control.
Patience...Check Mate. |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:38 pm | |
| | Gumby wrote: | Positioning... check.
Slip slide pivot, dodge, control.
Patience...Check Mate. |
Niiiiiiice |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts: 1077
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-04-15
Age: 39
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:07 am | |
| I thought this would have caught on a little more, Marble.  |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:33 am | |
| | KrazyHorseBennett wrote: | | I thought this would have caught on a little more, Marble. |
Well it's a tough crowd
Haiku not for everyone
Boxing rules the day |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:39 pm | |
| Best future headline:
Filipino Tsunami
Drowns a Mexican |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts: 4040
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| | Gumby wrote: | Best future headline:
Filipino Tsunami
Drowns a Mexican |
THAT was outstanding! |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts: 1077
Reputation: 26
Join date: 2010-04-15
Age: 39
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:50 pm | |
| Little Floyd Junior
God gave billion dollar skill
Then gave ten cent brain |
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bobbitt15
Gold Belt
Favorite Fighter(s): Manny Pacquiao, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Carlos Condit, Shogun Rua, Thiago Silva, Michael Chandler, Ronda Rousey
Posts: 12811
Reputation: 111
Join date: 2009-07-15
Age: 22
Location: Cincinnati
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:52 pm | |
| Talking on Twitter
Does not a boxing star make
Stop Andre Berto _________________  |
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