Met a Girl who was Bat Shit Crazy

Insane might be a better word, met her last night at a party seemed iteresting at first, but then she started dropping these little hints.........that she was fucking nuts

20 minutes into conversation she goes, to understand a woman you must understand........................(long pause, looks into space as if she just got cock smacked by a ghost) looks at me Im just like wtf is going on. After about an hour of conversation like that she says this great one, "I am a genius i have a 196 IQ, but I was dropped on the head really hard when i was young"

aaaaahhhhhh ohhhh shit this jsut keeps getting better and better, this broad would say something then stop and jsut look at you like a fucking mute, anyway after ammusing myself with this nutso's conversation she wants to know if i want to get together again sometime

said sorry ive had my dose of your nutty ass


anyone else have a crazy bitch from la la land story???

did she look good?

yes she was pretty but their was something not right with her , wouldnt be able to handle another hour conversation with her

she thought she was a philosopher but was really just saying nonsense

you should of just fucked and said peace.

i dont even want to know waht the nutty broad was like in the sack, might have bobbitt'd me

lol true

You should have just banged her Bird.

I had this semi thing with this super hot Brazilian chick who was absolutely nuts.

One second she'd be into me and the next she'd wanna literally kill me. I don't even know how to describe her. I was willing to put up with her shit because she was sooooo good looking, but her awkward, strange, and sometimes scary behavior got old real fast.

ya i was basically contemplating in my mind what to do figured i would see how nutty she got and it was nutty to say the least

never met anyone that long winded she was just talking to talk nothing she said made sense

havee some bi polar friends and that bitch was definitely bi polar in hindsight

Maybe her drink was spiked with speed.

holy shit its hilarious you say that Ali

cause she was actually on speed hahahahah no joke

Had a girl who honest to god wanted me to get her pregnant...after one date...

I can't possibly be that attractive, that smooth.

hahaha

know thats bat shit crazy hahahaha

I think I know who it was NJ

You know you want it Bird.


She actually already had a kid she didn't tell me about. She had some sort of obsession with getting pregnant and having as many kids as she could. I hope her family get her tubes tied, she got NO business having anymore kids.

NJBeatdown86 wrote:

Had a girl who honest to god wanted me to get her pregnant...after one date...

I can't possibly be that attractive, that smooth.

She must have sensed your powerful seeds.

is she know known as Octo Mom??????

I think she now has two kids. With her parents paying for everything.

Any time I fantasize about woman, I imagine getting them pregnant.

ahahahhahaha


Charlotte Church