Stupid Ass Moments in James Bond Films

163year old Roger Moore banging the youngest Bond girl ever coming in at a whopping 19 years of age, in View to a Kill

Felix gets eaten by a fucking shark in License to Kill , you gotta be shitting me

Roger Moore just banged Grace Jones aaaahhhhh

George Lazenby and Her Majesty's Secret Service

Gay villians, Mr. Witt and Mr. Kidd, you know tehres a fuck up when the 2 Bond bad guys are seen holding hands skipping in their opening scene.

Jill St. John as an annoying ass bond girl

Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist, who cooked this shit up

Sherrif J. W. Pepper - god i wish this annpying sack of shit got ate by a shark and not Felix.

James Bond arrives at the airport in License to Kill, notices people going nuts, asks the desk lady "whats going on" , "oh some big drug dealer just escaped" in the most casual voice ever.

Octopussy - Homer J Simpson once said "You know what I like from you Brits, Octopussy. I must have seen that movie (pause).........twice!"

The Man With the Golden Gun - cool premise, but annoying Bond girl, a villian with 3 fucking nipples, and a midget as the bad guy.

You Only Live Twice - Sean Connery undergoes state of the art surgery to look Japanes and this is what we get.



Die Another Day - I really think the Madonna scene is what made them think they had to start over.

2 words

NICK NACK

Bond incapacitates a man with a face throw of Maggots in License to Kill

Wayne Newton period in License to Kill

"Freeze....over by the trap door ol buddy" - not a very good trap door if you tell someone where it is and they automatically start walking to it

Blofield kills Bond's wife and the next time Sean Connery see's him he acts like all Blofields ever done was wet willie'd him

An old guy banging a 19 year old chick is dope not dumb, when ur that age if I bangin 19 year old chick wants to jump on your dick I'm sure you'll oblige.

of course ill oblige, my whole point was Moore was a little too long in the tooth to still be playing a bad ass secret agent, and it showed, and its also the reason why View to a Kill was Moore's last film

never a fan of the bond franchise... the only movie I liked was Goldeneye but I didn't even watch it till after I beat the shit out of the video game on 00 Agent.

thats funny golbez still one of

THE MOST BAD ASS THINGS ABOUT BOND MOVIES

Lazenby was better than Dalton at least.

no way Brooks Lazenby straight up was awful IMO, couldnt act for shit

whereas Dalton is atleast an accomplished actor, also liked how Dalton made the character darker than normal Bonds

Roger Moore goes Tarzan in Octopussy

Blofeld in You Only Live Twice - the sole inspiration for Mike Myer's Dr. Evil, enough said

Live and Let Dies blaxpoitation, still one of my favorite Bonds, but still kind of funny they tried to cash in on the Shaft themes of the era

Moonraker - jesus christ, its hard to fathom this made the most money of any Bond movie before GOlden Eye, just followed te star wars theme, and Jaws falls in fucking love, what???

Joe Don Baker gets cast as the bad guy in The Living Daylights, and is then a CIA agent in GOldeneye what the fuck???????

Strombergs Plan - from The Spy Who Loved Me. This dipshits plan is to start a nuclear war between Russia and the USA, and survive it by.....................living in an underwater colony. Does this dipshit even know how nuclear weapons work? No wonder Bond just shot him and didnt bother giving him a cool death.

Timothy Daltons Bond is in a bar in License to Kill with a hot bond girl

and they order

...................................a bud with a lime

what the fuck happened to shaken not stirred

also Roger Moore's bond once ordered a whiskey and coke

NBrooks5 wrote:

Lazenby was better than Dalton at least.

You really think so ? I think Dalton is underrated.

agree ALi, he was also the closest to pulling off Ian Flemings Bond and it isnt even close in that department

actually goldfinger was one of my favorites it was funny as hell! for your eyes only was ok and thunder ball was good also.

goldfinger is the best bond movie ever IMO

I was talking about Man With The Golden Gun

Thunderball was the best ever

Moonraker runs away with the worst easily

moonraker was too far fetched.

THunderball, GoldFinger, are easily the 2 best IMo.

Moonraker jsut fucking sucked

in goldfinger i loved the sound when he smacked that bitches ass lol i was like fuck yeeeeeaaaa get it!

hahaha I loved when he smacked her ass it was classic hahaha

Pussy Galore was in Octopussy right Im having a memory lapse

which one was Holly Goodhead in again? hahah

you guys got me searching for my bond movies now lol i wanna watch one before i go to bed.

going for Dalton - Living Daylights

Roger Moore - Spy who loved Me

Connery - Goldfinger, Thunderball, or From Russia with love

Dalton was by far the worst Bond, I don't even count Lazenby

Connery
Moore
Brosnan
Craig
Dalton







Lazenby

see I put Brosnan below Dalton

ya GOldenEye was the shit but so was the living Daylights, after GoldenEye everything Brosnan was in frieking sucked

a guy trying to control tv markets WTF???? Denise Richards and Madonna, nnaaahh

License to Kill is beter than those ones combined IMO

Moore was in some shitty ones but had 2 really good ones and a borderline tight one (Man with GOlden Gun), Dalton bettter than Craig IMO as well and you put it well

Lazenby just plain sucked

Worst Bond moment?


All of them?