Any idea's?

I have a damn splinter between my toes right at the bottom of my foot. I already broke a fusion razor blade and hacked my foot up trying to get the ratbastard out and it is in too far. Is there a trick one of you know? Anything that might help push it out? I haven't had a splinter since I was like 6-7 years old. It is bugging the shit out of me and I can't walk without it feeling like my foot is being cut. Be an adult and don't be telling me to put somthing on it that won't help. I would even help Wolf with something like this if I knew the answer. Now is not the time for a joke. I would hate to break out a scalpal and go to work on my foot.

wiki says baking soda, even has step by step directions and claims it works on embedded ones.
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Splinter-with-Baking-Soda

Here are other methods
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Splinter

thanks. I already squeezed it alot. Hope that didn't break it up?

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

thanks. I already squeezed it alot. Hope that didn't break it up?

only methods I ever used was tweezers and a needle. But some of those might be more effective.

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

Reminds me when I stepped on a coral when I was in Hawaii. Hurt like shit. Locals told me to pee on it but I thought they were fucking with me. Come to find out I needed to soak it in vinegar to make it dessolve. Couldn't even walk on it, shit sucked.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

MMAEYES wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

I keep the bitch gagged in the cellar. How do you think I was able to buy a laptop. I am finally getting the hang at this marriage stuff.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

I keep the bitch gagged in the cellar. How do you think I was able to buy a laptop. I am finally getting the hang at this marriage stuff.

A little role reversal for a change? lol

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

I keep the bitch gagged in the cellar. How do you think I was able to buy a laptop. I am finally getting the hang at this marriage stuff.

A little role reversal for a change? lol

I had to be a man at some point. I don't know how I am gonna let her out? Kinda scared right now. I might just call the police and have them bring over SWAT while I am safe in a cell.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

I keep the bitch gagged in the cellar. How do you think I was able to buy a laptop. I am finally getting the hang at this marriage stuff.

A little role reversal for a change? lol

I had to be a man at some point. I don't know how I am gonna let her out? Kinda scared right now. I might just call the police and have them bring over SWAT while I am safe in a cell.

reminds me of that Dockers commercial. I wear, I wear, I wear, I wear no pants! Hate that commercial.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

When ever I get a splinter I just get a needle and dig it out which hurts but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

I can't find a needle for shit around here. Any other time I would see them in every room. Just my luck. I figured I could just cut the top skin with the razor and it would come out. I can't even see it yet it still stings when I walk.

That sucks man where's your women when you need her?

I keep the bitch gagged in the cellar. How do you think I was able to buy a laptop. I am finally getting the hang at this marriage stuff.

A little role reversal for a change? lol

I had to be a man at some point. I don't know how I am gonna let her out? Kinda scared right now. I might just call the police and have them bring over SWAT while I am safe in a cell.

reminds me of that Dockers commercial. I wear, I wear, I wear, I wear no pants! Hate that commercial.

I think that is called a happy marriage.

Use ur needle dick

tolivendiewithLA wrote:

Use ur needle dick

I tried but I am not that flexible.


Man I should have just told you the truth that ur mom won't take it out of her rear or mouth for me to even piss.

dig it out no matter how much it hurts and let it heal. get some numbing cream or drink some booze if you cant handle the pain. soak it in hot water with epson salt half hour prior.

sokolkevin wrote:

dig it out no matter how much it hurts and let it heal. get some numbing cream or drink some booze if you cant handle the pain. soak it in hot water with epson salt half hour prior.

I carved my foot up with a razor earlier. Pain is my middle name. I am not some sissy from LA or Oklahoma. lol

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

dig it out no matter how much it hurts and let it heal. get some numbing cream or drink some booze if you cant handle the pain. soak it in hot water with epson salt half hour prior.

I carved my foot up with a razor earlier. Pain is my middle name. I am not some sissy from LA or Oklahoma. lol

You wouldn't last 1 day and my world you scared coward! I'll fuck you until you love me bitch!

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

dig it out no matter how much it hurts and let it heal. get some numbing cream or drink some booze if you cant handle the pain. soak it in hot water with epson salt half hour prior.

I carved my foot up with a razor earlier. Pain is my middle name. I am not some sissy from LA or Oklahoma. lol

You wouldn't last 1 day and my world you scared coward! I'll fuck you until you love me bitch!

open up ans say ahhhhhh.



http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2010/0212/dm_100212_box_buster_douglas.jpg

that pic kills me

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

that pic kills me

so would the guy in the pic

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

that pic kills me

so would the guy in the pic

I could take him...with my 870 express!