Morning dump

Do y'all enjoy a nice morning grumpy?

I like to strip down bare ass, and post up for a should 30 minutes reading news headlines.

I've known people that drink coffee and smoke while growling it out.

Have also known people that have chewed sunflower seeds and spit them in their stank.

How do you enjoy that morning poo?

Usually after drinking some form of caffeine and making the commute to work, I usually gotta hit the can when I get to the office. Lucky for me I'm usually the 1st one here and I have a key to the office so I get to drop the morning stinky in peace.

two cups of joe and a greezy deuce every mornin like clock work

Cig and small dump at home when i wake up. Get to work,cup of coffee and i unload the rest while talking to you fucks every day. Like fn clockwork.

I'm an efficient pooer, I don't take no damn 30 min. I can do with 5 min.

If I don't get to have my morning poop I tend to get very cranky.

I spend about 3 minutes deucing, and about 27 minutes of relaxation and deep thought.

Ali wrote:

If I don't get to have my morning poop I tend to get very cranky.

Yeah most women are that way.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ali wrote:

If I don't get to have my morning poop I tend to get very cranky.

Yeah most women are that way.

Hahaha well played sir well played !!

Someone give Beast a + for me please.

jewzilla wrote:

I spend about 3 minutes deucing, and about 27 minutes of relaxation and deep thought.

Yeah I tend to read a magazine or a book when I am on the throne, I read the majority of the five A Song Of Ice and Fire books on the crapper.

I tend to not loiter on toilets longer then i have to. You know, goulies and shit.

liquids in the morning, solids at night, deer pellets at midnight. My digestive system is out of wack

i don't typically shit in the morning because i'm usually running late and does not leave me enough time to pinch a loaf and make sure all it's little stragglers are out of there as well. Nothing pisses me off more than being at work and getting mud butt as soon as i have a tiny bowel movement because i didnt finish.

I usually shit in the afternoon, and a good dump always feels great. Especially when it's on my throne. Any dump in a public restroom or at somebody elses house is no good.