What happens to you after you die?

What is everyone expecting?

Beer volcano and a stripper factory for me pal.

Pallor mortis, algor mortis, rigor mortis, livor mortis, decomposition.

GDPofDRC wrote:

Pallor mortis, algor mortis, rigor mortis, livor mortis, decomposition.

No afterlife?

a 15 minute DMT trip

When you dream your brain produces DMT, you can smoke DMT close your eyes and have crazy trips.

Its been proven when you die your brain sparks a 15 minute long consecutive DMT trip, when you dream, your dreams last about 3 to 8 seconds with minimal amounts of DMT being released. They say you have numerous dreams every night, you remember 1 or 2.

personally, I believe this is "heaven" our brain produces a 15 minute long trip on DMT, when we dream we are having a DMT trip for seconds.

This "dream"/afterlife is going to be looooooong. Personally i think that might just be what happens, you die and your brain creates one last dream.

It is already scientifically known that when you dream, and moreso when a person is about to die, there is a surge of DMT. People who have used DMT recreationally and for certain spiritual ceremonies have ALL spoken of the same effects – being propelled into an egoless existence in an otherwordly dimension where the “self” is merged with energy and ego is stripped, and grand visions are experienced, many of them being indescribable by those who went through it. All have also testified that time did not exist under the influence of DMT. Which is, if you hit the snooze button and fall back asleep for ten minutes, it can seem like you were asleep for hours.
So, if this is the case, then everyone who faces death will be propelled into that same hallucination, it will seem like an eternity and whenever it ends (if that happens), it will be of no consequence really (or will it).

http://www.mysticbanana.com/scientifically-does-the-surge-of-dmt-released-upon-death-provide-real-proof-of-the-likelihood-of-an-afterlife.html

People that need to believe an afterlife can, while they live.

Birdofthad wrote:

a 15 minute DMT trip

When you dream your brain produces DMT, you can smoke DMT close your eyes and have crazy trips.

Its been proven when you die your brain sparks a 15 minute long consecutive DMT trip, when you dream, your dreams last about 3 to 8 seconds with minimal amounts of DMT being released. They say you have numerous dreams every night, you remember 1 or 2.

personally, I believe this is "heaven" our brain produces a 15 minute long trip on DMT, when we dream we are having a DMT trip for seconds.

This "dream"/afterlife is going to be looooooong. Personally i think that might just be what happens, you die and your brain creates one last dream.

It is already scientifically known that when you dream, and moreso when a person is about to die, there is a surge of DMT. People who have used DMT recreationally and for certain spiritual ceremonies have ALL spoken of the same effects – being propelled into an egoless existence in an otherwordly dimension where the “self” is merged with energy and ego is stripped, and grand visions are experienced, many of them being indescribable by those who went through it. All have also testified that time did not exist under the influence of DMT. Which is, if you hit the snooze button and fall back asleep for ten minutes, it can seem like you were asleep for hours.
So, if this is the case, then everyone who faces death will be propelled into that same hallucination, it will seem like an eternity and whenever it ends (if that happens), it will be of no consequence really (or will it).

http://www.mysticbanana.com/scientifically-does-the-surge-of-dmt-released-upon-death-provide-real-proof-of-the-likelihood-of-an-afterlife.html

Sounds like what happened in Donnie Darko.

GDPofDRC wrote:

Birdofthad wrote:

a 15 minute DMT trip

When you dream your brain produces DMT, you can smoke DMT close your eyes and have crazy trips.

Its been proven when you die your brain sparks a 15 minute long consecutive DMT trip, when you dream, your dreams last about 3 to 8 seconds with minimal amounts of DMT being released. They say you have numerous dreams every night, you remember 1 or 2.

personally, I believe this is "heaven" our brain produces a 15 minute long trip on DMT, when we dream we are having a DMT trip for seconds.

This "dream"/afterlife is going to be looooooong. Personally i think that might just be what happens, you die and your brain creates one last dream.

It is already scientifically known that when you dream, and moreso when a person is about to die, there is a surge of DMT. People who have used DMT recreationally and for certain spiritual ceremonies have ALL spoken of the same effects – being propelled into an egoless existence in an otherwordly dimension where the “self” is merged with energy and ego is stripped, and grand visions are experienced, many of them being indescribable by those who went through it. All have also testified that time did not exist under the influence of DMT. Which is, if you hit the snooze button and fall back asleep for ten minutes, it can seem like you were asleep for hours.
So, if this is the case, then everyone who faces death will be propelled into that same hallucination, it will seem like an eternity and whenever it ends (if that happens), it will be of no consequence really (or will it).

http://www.mysticbanana.com/scientifically-does-the-surge-of-dmt-released-upon-death-provide-real-proof-of-the-likelihood-of-an-afterlife.html

Sounds like what happened in Donnie Darko.

ya ever seen Jacobs Ladder?

It's too depressing to even contemplate this, all I see his eternal nothing

Yeah Jacobs ladder is a good one.

worm food

Man I'm disappointed I won't be seeing you gents on the other side.

Lets say there is a heaven, won't it be a little crowded ?

Who would be the first person you'd look for ?

Ali wrote:

Lets say there is a heaven, won't it be a little crowded ?

Who would be the first person you'd look for ?

Not nearly as crowded as hell. That is for sure.

Jesus.

Farmer1906 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Lets say there is a heaven, won't it be a little crowded ?

Who would be the first person you'd look for ?

Not nearly as crowded as hell. That is for sure.

Jesus.

I'll probably be going to hell for all my sinful thoughts.

I'd look for Alexander The Great.

Ali wrote:

Farmer1906 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Lets say there is a heaven, won't it be a little crowded ?

Who would be the first person you'd look for ?

Not nearly as crowded as hell. That is for sure.

Jesus.

I'll probably be going to hell for all my sinful thoughts.

I'd look for Alexander The Great.

You'll go for much more than that. All of us would.

I don't think you have the freedom to go look for people in hell.

Has it ever occurred how long it could theoretically take to find a singular person in the afterlife? We couldn't even find Osama Bin Laden here on this planet. Through the ages enough people have died to have crowded the hell out of any normal sized place. Supposing it's infinitely larger than the earth, it could take an eternity to find jesus, literally.

Plus there is probably a wicked line and cover charge for jesus

Ludo wrote:

Has it ever occurred how long it could theoretically take to find a singular person in the afterlife? We couldn't even find Osama Bin Laden here on this planet. Through the ages enough people have died to have crowded the hell out of any normal sized place. Supposing it's infinitely larger than the earth, it could take an eternity to find jesus, literally.

We were created in God's image, but who says Jesus can't speak to millions or billions of people at once? I think the rules will change in heaven compared to here on Earth.

wish i knew, i believe the spirit goes on, if you are a good person

did you ever think that maybe we are completely missing a huge part of our existence? Like we don't really know what our true purpose for fucking being here is? Like maybe we're completely fucked up and doing almost everything wrong? Cause im drunk and i do right now

I think all you guys expecting nothing are short sighted. Everyone knows that as long as you believe in His Noodly Appendage you go to heaven and rejoice forever in the floating pirate ship in the sky near the beer volcano, forever erupting by the stripper factory. It will be glorious.

I think first people will build some kind of memorial. Some kind of place they can go for worship me forever. Stories will be written, movies will be made. It might even spark a new religion. But since I don't believe in organized religion there will be a split among those left. My ideals will be twisted and used by others for selfish gains. This will start a World War that will end the World. So when I go, the World will soon follow. That much I'm sure of.

OU wrote:

I think first people will build some kind of memorial. Some kind of place they can go for worship me forever. Stories will be written, movies will be made. It might even spark a new religion. But since I don't believe in organized religion there will be a split among those left. My ideals will be twisted and used by others for selfish gains. This will start a World War that will end the World. So when I go, the World will soon follow. That much I'm sure of.

Truth.