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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:41 pm

5 hour power doesn't a "crash" my ass. I'm dragging right now.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:44 pm

lol i went for a walk with Smokey, that dog saved me... otherwise i'd be face down on my keyboard right meow

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:28 pm

Grooomsman in wine. Country all weekend. I'm gonna get drunk! Bj p4p #1 4L.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:33 pm

i was just thinking of the last time i shit my pants. When i was 11-12 at a Kings-Rockets game i really had to take a dump but i was in the nose bleeders. I had to walk down a hall and down a bunch of stairs and it was an emergency. I let out a little fart and unfortunately was too much to qualify as a Shart.


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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:26 am

Snow news like Ho news

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:41 am

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i was just thinking of the last time i shit my pants. When i was 11-12 at a Kings-Rockets game i really had to take a dump but i was in the nose bleeders. I had to walk down a hall and down a bunch of stairs and it was an emergency. I let out a little fart and unfortunately was too much to qualify as a Shart.


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While I'm on the toilet as I type this message, I've had a few close calls but aside for a couple of shafts I'm poop free

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Lol.. got jumped last night outside of safeway. 3 on 1. I lost and gotca wanderlei kick to the face. Black eye.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:28 pm

Auch, you should have gone wolfgangsta on them

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:41 pm

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Lol.. got jumped last night outside of safeway. 3 on 1. I lost and gotca wanderlei kick to the face. Black eye.

randomly?

or was there a prior disagreement?

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:55 pm

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Lol.. got jumped last night outside of safeway. 3 on 1. I lost and gotca wanderlei kick to the face. Black eye.

Don't you trane UFC? You should have double legged and pounded them out one by one.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:09 pm

Shoulda listened to bas. Pills pills pills.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:13 pm

I think the most comically correct comment I could make about this situation is that you list Mike Vallely as one of your favorite fighters...

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:22 pm

So I was walking from my hotel to the grocery market, these three dudes are walking through the parking lot and are saying something to me. I didn't think they were talking to me. So they say something else, I'm like whatever, I don't care. About two seconds later one of them cracks me in the back of the head then the other two join him for a few hits. They run off. Story over.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:52 pm

sometimes... im glad i live in iowa

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:51 am

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So I was walking from my hotel to the grocery market, these three dudes are walking through the parking lot and are saying something to me. I didn't think they were talking to me. So they say something else, I'm like whatever, I don't care. About two seconds later one of them cracks me in the back of the head then the other two join him for a few hits. They run off. Story over.
Damn son, what time of the day was it?

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:50 pm

Bout 11pm

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:55 pm

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In a parking lot? Damn son. Witnesses?

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:58 pm

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In a parking lot? Damn son. Witnesses?
yo, was this before or after the wedding...

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:58 pm

My girlfriend has a douche

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:59 pm

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Bout 11pm
In a parking lot? Damn son. Witnesses?
yo, was this before or after the wedding...

No witnesses in the dark, day before the wedding.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:00 pm

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Bout 11pm
In a parking lot? Damn son. Witnesses?
yo, was this before or after the wedding...

No witnesses in the dark, day before the wedding.
so you were sporting a black eye for the wedding? any luck landing a chick with it? i would hope so

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:01 pm

No witnesses? Next time, kill them.

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:03 pm

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In a parking lot? Damn son. Witnesses?
yo, was this before or after the wedding...

No witnesses in the dark, day before the wedding.
so you were sporting a black eye for the wedding? any luck landing a chick with it? i would hope so

I bought some reading glassed, it helped because the real color didn't come till yesterday. but Mucho sympathy. One chick asked if there was anything she could do for me. Sshe did, then she asked if there was anything else she could do for me, she did. Eye all better Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Off Topic   Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:51 pm

thats an amazing aminal!

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