http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=5764117

Yeah, it's almost been 6 months since he last dry humped somebody. This is probably 40 days 40 nights times 4 or 5 for Shad.

ummm yea i would be pretty pissed too.

I wonder why Dana always runs his fighters down like this.

Is there a date yet for shoguns return??

Has anything about Shogun's status changed over the last 2 months? STFU Rashad

"Just read Rashad is mad because he wants to fight for the belt but doesn''t want to fight but needs to fight for money but doesn't want 2 fight... I am confused just fight then win then fight for the belt is he afraid to lose? I was confused, and didn't understand why no one gave him the talk, that @danawhite gives to all fighters. He needs to fight and the title will come, but that's not always true, sometimes it politics too. It been almost a year since he has fought. If Rashad wants to fight HWY like rampage, I'm all for it. I think it would be fun to reunite the Ultimate Fighter HWY Title. Not Dissing Rashad, just speaking the truth. I just speak the truth and sometimes it hurts, like I'm big boned and have some skills for a fat guy."


Roy Nelsons response to Rashads latest comments

Rashad just needs to hug something.....

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/11/10/1805170/hows-taste-my-tweet-tweet-mixed-martial-arts-on-twitter-for-the-2nd

A deeper look at the Tweets:

HE TOOK YOUR WILL RASHAD, YOUR WILL!

"Let me address this article that was put out.. First of all im not impatient about waiting 4 Rua 2 heal especially since it was my choice 2 wait! The UFC did offer me a fight since Rua was gonna b out so long against Lil'Nog. But I turned it down cuz the fight made no sense 2 me" -Rashad Evans, turned down a fight against Lil Nog cause he wants to fight for the bling.

"A fight with Machida would've made more sense but they matched him up with Rampage. Dana White told me from the beginning they wouldn't do Interm belt. So @ that point I decided I wait. No in this article it makes me sound as if I'm upset about waiting which is not the case." -Rashad Evans

"What frustrated me was I was hearing conflicting stories of when he was coming back. One moment Dana would say May then in the article he said the fight is scheduled 4 March. Also Rua manager said he will b out maybe longer than June. So I was frustrated on how the dates r ranging.. But like I said I chose 2 wait. But I had a clear idea on when the return may happen then it would effect choices I take." -Rashad Evans

"I'm all fighter I'm not afraid 2 fight anybody! My record would show that! I've fought some of the best men in my era & lost once... And 4 the last time I never got offered 2 fight Machida 4 a Interm belt. Ed Soares did a article saying it would b a good idea.." -Rashad Evans

"Just read Rashad is mad because he wants to fight for the belt but doesnt want to fight but needs to fight for money but doesnt want 2 fight" -Roy Nelson

"I ran out of characters. I am confused just fight then win then fight for the belt is he afraid to lose? What do you guys think?" -Roy Nelson

"Not Dissing Rashad, just speaking the truth" -Roy Nelson, wasn't dissing Rashad, just trying to take his will.

"If Rashad wants to fight HWY like rampage, I'm all for it. I think it would be fun to reunite the Ultimate Fighter HWY Title" -Roy Nelson, replying to a fan saying that Rashad would KO him for those comments.






And totally unrelated but I laughed:

"Hey, @roynelsonmma, one day our mullets will meet. On this day, the world will stop spinning, no one will die, & peace will inhabit the earth. We will exchange words that when heard by mortal ears, will bring tears to their eyes. When we part separate ways, a super nova sonic boom will blind anyone who watches. Then everything will go back to normal." -Miguel Torres

Torres has comedy.

HOLLY FUCK! that gif is gold GDP!!!